>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
"i wish pokemon were real!"
beedrill is three feet tall
yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live...
so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and...
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick...
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.
i hate marvel merchandise i really do because if you think slapping a picture of The Avengers on the plastic wrap of a pack of tissues is going to make me buy it when I’m already out spending money that I don’t have you are absolutely right and it is infuriating.